HackerNews top stories from May 01 to 08 May, 2022.

[0] Mechanical Watch

[1] Including “And. And. And. And. And.” in a Google doc causes it to crash

[2] Why do you waste so much time on the internet?

[3] Apple’s Director of Machine Learning Resigns Due to Return to Office Work

[4] Tailscale raises $100M

[5] Shaving is an example of how consumer products extract more money

[6] Xilem: An Architecture for UI in Rust

[7] Unix command line conventions over time

[8] IBM’s Asshole Test

[9] Show HN: Tetris, but silly. (instantly launching game prototype)

[10] The strange business of hole-in-one insurance

[11] Show HN: How to Professionally Say

[12] Google’s most ridiculous trick to force users into adding phone number

[13] Amazon Abruptly Fires Senior Managers Tied to Unionized Warehouse

[14] Show HN: I Made a Virtual Bookshelf

[15] The diminishing returns of productivity culture

[16] 7GUIs

[17] CDC tracked millions of phones to see if Americans followed lockdown orders

[18] Meta announces a GPT3-size language model you can download

[19] Bitwarden: Generate a Username

[20] DALL-E 2 open source implementation

[21] The Google Incentive Mismatch: Problems with Promotion-Oriented Cultures

[22] Kaketsugi – A technique for repairing holes or tears in fabric (2021) [video]

[23] What Are Your Most Used Self Hosted Applications?

[24] Deletionpedia: Rescuing articles from Wikipedia’s deletionism

[25] GraphQL Is a Trap?

[26] Considered “18+”

[27] Show HN: I am building a free version of Strava

[28] Singapore Government Tech Stack

[29] Apple, Google and Microsoft Commit to Expanded Support for FIDO Standard